If you want to go ride Critical Mass, we have no problem with that. Most of us have done it at some point in time, and probably even enjoyed it.
At this point in our lives, however, our bike-riding calendar is more or less (ful-)filled. As is our social calendar: taking off Friday night for a really slow ride without drink or bathroom stops can seem like kind of an imposition.
So don't expect to see us there; no offense.
If you have some ideas you'd like to share concerning Critical Mass feel free to contact it's main advocate, sole proprietor, and administrator, Point83's own: BTM