aka Bryan TehRugged McLellan
- Hardiest man ever born.
- Has more Chevy Suburbans than you have bikes.
- Has manlier bikes than you have bikes.
- BTM's beard wears flannel and carries a wood-axe at all times.
- When braided, BTM's beard hair is a suitable replacement for Cat6 cabling or 5/0 gauge stainless steel wire.
- Sole proprietor of Seattle Critical Mass
- Volunteers for more relief organizations and community betterment projects before breakfast than there are hairs on his chest, of which there are many, because he is the hardiest man ever born.
- Time spent hanging out with BTM will help satisfy your court ordered community service quota.